Drunk Yoga
Yoga is certainly not uncommon these days. It's a healthy habit and can be a great workout. It's also tricky to mix it with an unhealthy lifestyle. Have you ever tried it when you’re drunk or nursing a killer hangover? There’s few things more challenging than trying to balance on one leg upside down when you’re suffering from a bad case of the spins.
I had a social event after work and had a few too many beers and a few too many greasy appetizers. Then I decided to do an difficult yoga class that night. My body didn’t appreciate the intense shifting of gears in a compressed timespan. Halfway through the class I was doing a reverse sit-up and accidentally ripped a huge fart. Trainwreck from there on out. I couldn’t stop giggling, so on every pose I cracked off a little more.
"Camel pose"
(Riiip Hehehe)
"Crow pose"
(Rrrrrip, Ha!)
"Bridge pose"
(Briiiiiip...oh boy)
"Peaceful warrior"
There was nothing peaceful going on down there, I can tell you that much.
"Corpse pose"
"Eww, somebody in here sure smells like a corpse."
Yes, I’m the worst person to yoga next to.